New South Whales

 Things are looking grim for Colin, the baby humpback whale found trying to suckle from yatchs off the Sydney coast. The Australian navy have been called in to try to rescue the calf and guide him out to sea to find a lactating female, but should they fail he will be left to the Japanese navy to deal with, once they have finished battling Godzilla in Yokohama.

 

Apologies for missing yesterday, but I forgot to take my medication. To make up for it I give you not one, but three Haiku Film Reviews:

 

Bullitt (1968) -

Steve McQueen drives fast

And the soundtrack truly rocks,

But it lacks something.

 

The Thomas Crown Affair (1968) -

Steve McQueen plays chess

And the soundtrack truly rocks,

But it lacks something.

 

The Magnificent Seven (1960) -

Steve McQueen rides horse

And the soundtrack truly rocks.

This film lacks nothing!

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