In the news today...

Women's Rights campaigners today urged the government to toughen up licensing laws and reclassify lapdancing clubs as 'sex encounter establishments'. This would bring them into line with sex shops, adult cinemas, schools, internet cafes and the fruit & veg aisle of Morrisons.

 

Today's Haiku Film Review:

 

Sabrina (1954) -

Bogart and Hepburn

In an era when grooming

Was just for horses.