Wednesday 27 August 2008

Limburglars!

£15,000 worth of cheese was stolen from a lorry parked in a lay-by in Hereford overnight, while the driver slept. The Krafty thieves caerphilly removed pallets containing wheels of an unidentified variety and escaped unfeta-d. A police spokesman stated: 'Ricotta stop these munsters before they strike again'. Extra security is to be laid on for a massive shipment of Bath Olivers due next week.

 

Today's Haiku Film Review:

 

Village of the Damned (1960) -

 

Final result in:

Wyndham's Midwich Cuckoos - nil,

Rest of the World - one.

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