Bear-faced cheek...

 Reports today confirm the recall of hundreds of teddy bears from the department store Harrods. The bears, called Michael (8 inches) and Elliott (13 inches), were found to have excessive levels of formaldehyde in their foot-pads, leading experts to wonder if these are in fact stuffed toys or actual taxidermists specimens. Despite store owner Mohamed al-Fayed's protestations, there is no evidence that Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinbear, is behind the recall, as part of a sabotage plot to ruin him.

 

Today's Haiku Film Review:

 

La Vie En Rose (2007) -

No, it's not Grace Jones!

This gay icon biopic

Centres on Piaf.

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