There ain't nothing like a Dame...

 In a 'shock' revelation in GQ Magazine, Dame Helen Mirren has admitted to doing cocaine in the '80s. The actress stated that she "loved coke", but stopped after learning that Nazi war criminal Klaus Barbie was making money from it in South America. She then went on to say that she had met the Queen at Ascot this year and had indulged in some "horsey chat". Is this some thinly veiled drug reference? If so, the British public deserve to know that their monarch is a secret smackhead. And could the Royal Family have ties to Germany? Where will it all end?

 

Today's Haiku Film Review:

 

The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover (1989) -

 

Greenaway's entry

Into comedy canon:

Carrion Eating.

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